Leave Me Alone

Leave Letters

(Presumably authentic, funny nevertheless)

Two for One deal:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one week leave.

Do Not Disturb: 

From an employee who was performing the mundan ceremony of his 10 year old son: as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..

All in the Family: 

Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..

Candid Confession:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

Self Immolation:
Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave

Shared experience:
I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.

Headmaster, please leave my Headache alone:
As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today

Doubling it: 
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

Here I come: 
I am enclosed herewith...

Covering all bases:
Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...

The others are elsewhere:
My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave.

Awl is Well:- 
I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.

Multi-dimensional & Multi-talented:
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! ) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.