Leave Letters
(Presumably authentic, funny
nevertheless)
Two for One deal:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one week leave.
Do Not Disturb:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one week leave.
Do Not Disturb:
From an employee who was performing the
mundan ceremony of his 10 year old son: as I want to shave my
son's head, please leave me for two days..
All in the Family:
All in the Family:
Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding: as I am marrying my
daughter, please grant a week's leave..
Candid Confession:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.
Self Immolation:
Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave
Shared experience:
I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.
Headmaster, please leave my Headache alone:
As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today
Doubling it:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
Here I come:
I am enclosed herewith...
Covering all bases:
Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...
The others are elsewhere:
My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave.
Awl is Well:-
I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.
Candid Confession:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.
Self Immolation:
Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave
Shared experience:
I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.
Headmaster, please leave my Headache alone:
As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today
Doubling it:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
Here I come:
I am enclosed herewith...
Covering all bases:
Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...
The others are elsewhere:
My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave.
Awl is Well:-
I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.
Multi-dimensional & Multi-talented:
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! ) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! ) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
